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Post by 4x4troy on 6/24/2011, 10:31 am

Dad at the Mall:

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he
is 92).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's
the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in
classic
style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering
if you
were my son.'
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Re: dad at the mall

Post by 89WhiteXJ on 6/24/2011, 6:54 pm

That's funny. Now is that a true story or joke?
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Re: dad at the mall

Post by 4x4troy on 6/24/2011, 7:05 pm

its a joke...but makes you wonder

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